Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Worst tooth fairy of the year

Hi-Welcome to TF Anonymous! Can I get the Worst Tooth fairy of the year award?!?!?!?!?

If you have seen the last post, Madison lost her tooth while Wes & I were in Vegas last week. We told her when we left that if she lost the tooth, the TF would probably wait until we got home since the TF wouldn't know if she was at her grandmas or her aunts house. So she looses the tooth on Thursday at school, literally. Madison and her friend Makall were on their hands and knees looking for it in the hall at recess. She has to wait until Sunday for us to get home. She is so sad saying the TF won't come because she doesn't have her tooth. We tell her the TF will definitely come, she always knows when someone looses their teeth.

Soooo, last night Madison proceeds to tell grandma on the phone that the TF still hasn't come. She is so sad and writes the TF a letter and sticks it under her pillow. I'm sure the TF feels about 1/2 inch high at this point. How could this have happened??

So what does the TF do , she FORGETS again!!!!!! Madison comes in this morning crying because "the stupid TF didn't come again and she gets nothing for this tooth." How sad is that??? I tell her to go get in the shower and maybe the TF is just really busy and running late and she woke up to early. She gets in the shower and the TF FINALLY gets her thing done. This time Madison gets $2 because the TF feels like ****. Glad she tells me while eating breakfast that she forgives the TF. I'm gonna have to hire a new TF or something if she doesn't get her game on.

I originally wanted to make something to leave saying that its ok she lost her tooth at school. The TF has special powers so she can find them. Ya- that obviously didn't get done!!!!

9 comments:

Laura said...

This is probably one of my favorite posts to date! You totally crack me up! That is one busy tooth fairy!!! :) Love ya glad Vegas was fun I bet you guys really needed that!!!

Loralee said...

OK sweetie, you are not the only one who sucks as the tooth fairy. Many nights we have gone with no tooth fairy showing up or when we can't find the money in the morning we have to look around cuz that money just somehow fell under the bed and was there all along. That tooth fairy has a terrible ability to remember things late at night!

NAT said...

I loved this post. You make me laugh! That darn Tooth Fairy needs to get it together. Ha! :)

Lee Ann said...

Awwww, poor thing.

Must be a busy week for the TF. Hannah had her 2 front teeth pulled on Monday....and guess what....TF forgot to come to Norms house that night too! What a coincidence! Haha. Then, Tyler lost a tooth on Tues. The TF came that night though. Cant wait to see pics!

Frog Family said...

I did the trick Loralee did twice now. There is a neglectful TF in our house also. I actually started putting a reminder on my phone for like 10 at night on the days she loses a tooth so the TF doesn't forget anymore. It has worked for the last 3 teeth. Just an idea to help us crazy overworked mommies who don't possibly have room in our brains to remember such things by the time night rolls around.

DyeFam said...

That is so funny~! I'm glad that the TF finally got the job done!! ha ha-It made me laugh so hard when I was reading that post. Your trip to Vegas looks awesome-how fun to have a nice getta away with your hubby!

DeLoy and Heidi Brady said...

That is too funny! I totally have been there with my kids!

Chelsea said...

Blasted TF!!! LOL!! Good thing she is so forgiving. That's just what happens when you have "mommy brain." I have it those unfortunate episodes all of the time. Hasn't happened with TF yet... She has only lost 1 tooth!

Em N. said...

This is too funny!! So relieved that that darn TF finally made it though!! Nice work!